emzybrain:

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster

emzybrain:

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein

without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster

(Source: jerjin)

95,707 notes

lisola:

Slapped some simple colours on this
because leaving it b/w felt like a shame

lisola:

Slapped some simple colours on this

because leaving it b/w felt like a shame

8,450 notes

cuddlemedaddy:

Reasons NOT to get a cat:

  • They never knock before entering.
  • They walk all over you.
  • They can glue themselves to your body.
  • They touch your boob and then leave.

238 notes

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

vastderp:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

image   

Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

the masters can do this with sports bras

pretzelsnake:

pasta-at-the-disco:

hobbitsherlockfeels:

once-in-a-blue-moon-rising:

infiniteham:

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

that looks eggspencive

I hope they eggcept.

These are egg-straordinarly bad puns 

Eggs

image

47,150 notes

weejaboard:

i have had enough adventure for today

3,814 notes

joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

image

10,706 notes