• Child: mommy I'm sick
  • Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child: but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

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rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

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interlube:

the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

(Source: interlube)

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hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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sliceofbri:

guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge

don’t tell me representation isn’t important

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god-damn-demetria:

dirtyjanoskiansimagines:

still-fighting:

mirandarph:

The Trevor Project

1-866-488-7386

Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit. 

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It doesn’t matter which kind of blog you are, this deserves to be reblogged

Ellen’s part always gets me

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misfitreindeer:

palsorow:

misfitreindeer:

reblog if you’re Homestuck, I’m following everyone who reblogs this

lol watch ill be the one person this person misses

I SEE ALL

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